COOL SHADES

I'M SO GLAD THAT NEW YEARS EVE 08/09 WAS THE LAST TIME WE'LL HAVE TO SEE THESE SHITTY SUNGLASSES UNTIL THE NEXT MILLENNIUM.



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TOM FORD

AT THE END OF THE DAY THE ODDS ARE STACKED PRETTY HIGHLY AGAINST DESIGNER TOM FORD EVER BEING A COOL GUY TO HANG OUT WITH. BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT I'M ABOUT TO BE PROVED WRONG. I MEAN, HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE CAN YOU REALLY BE WHEN ONE OF YOUR EYES IS GOING TO THE SHOP AND THE OTHER ONE IS COMING BACK WITH THE CHANGE.

SCAN-DI-NA-VI-AN

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM HAPPIER THAN ANYONE THAT JOSHUA JACKSON IS BACK ON THE TV. BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK IT'D BE SO MUCH COOLER IF HE LOOKED LIKE HE DID IN CRUEL INTENTIONS. IT'D ALSO BE COOL IF HE LIKE, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND PUNCHED PEOPLE. OH WAIT.

GET LOST

I AM REALLY INTO THIS GUY WHO IS SINGING ALL MY LITTLE WORDS BY MAGNETIC FIELDS IN HIS UNDERWEAR. WHAT'S PARTICULARLY COOL ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'S SHAMELESSLY TAGGED THIS VIDEO WITH THE WORDS 'SEXY' 'BALD' AND '69' WHICH ARE INCIDENTALLY, ALL WORDS INCLUDED IN MY REGULAR EVERYDAY GOOGLE SEARCHES

FAT PEOPLE + ROPE SWING = THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF COMEDY