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DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM HAPPIER THAN ANYONE THAT JOSHUA JACKSON IS BACK ON THE TV. BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK IT'D BE SO MUCH COOLER IF HE LOOKED LIKE HE DID IN CRUEL INTENTIONS. IT'D ALSO BE COOL IF HE LIKE, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND PUNCHED PEOPLE. OH WAIT.