LICK IT UP BABY, LICK MY CUFFS

AS FAR AS I CAN SEE, ACCORDING TO THE MOVIE HEATHERS - FAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN PROPERLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. IN WINONA RYDER'S CASE YOU CAN EVEN MURDER THE PERSON WHO ADVISES YOU ON WAYS TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, IN WHICH CASE, FEEL FREE TO KILL ME NOW.



ALSO, COLUMBUS OHIO IN 1988 LOOK LIKE PRETTY MUCH THE MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY COOL PLACE YOU COULD EVER CHOOSE TO LIVE.