SUPERWOLF REVISED

REVISED VERSION



ORIGINAL VERSION

DREAD LOCH (NESS MONSTER)

LICK IT UP BABY, LICK MY CUFFS

AS FAR AS I CAN SEE, ACCORDING TO THE MOVIE HEATHERS - FAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN PROPERLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. IN WINONA RYDER'S CASE YOU CAN EVEN MURDER THE PERSON WHO ADVISES YOU ON WAYS TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, IN WHICH CASE, FEEL FREE TO KILL ME NOW.



ALSO, COLUMBUS OHIO IN 1988 LOOK LIKE PRETTY MUCH THE MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY COOL PLACE YOU COULD EVER CHOOSE TO LIVE.

GOSSIP MOVIE STARRING JOSHUA JACKSON AND KATE HUDSON

THIS MOVIE IS FROM THE YEAR 2000 AND IS AVAILABLE IN YOUR LOCAL TESCOS FOR ONLY THREE POUNDS. THAT'S JUST FIFTY PENCE MORE THAN IT TOOK TO MAKE THE MOVIE.



JOKE, IT COST MORE THAN THAT

BREAK THE SEAL

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COOL SHADES

I'M SO GLAD THAT NEW YEARS EVE 08/09 WAS THE LAST TIME WE'LL HAVE TO SEE THESE SHITTY SUNGLASSES UNTIL THE NEXT MILLENNIUM.



PHOTO COURTESY OF

TOM FORD

AT THE END OF THE DAY THE ODDS ARE STACKED PRETTY HIGHLY AGAINST DESIGNER TOM FORD EVER BEING A COOL GUY TO HANG OUT WITH. BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT I'M ABOUT TO BE PROVED WRONG. I MEAN, HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE CAN YOU REALLY BE WHEN ONE OF YOUR EYES IS GOING TO THE SHOP AND THE OTHER ONE IS COMING BACK WITH THE CHANGE.

SCAN-DI-NA-VI-AN

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM HAPPIER THAN ANYONE THAT JOSHUA JACKSON IS BACK ON THE TV. BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK IT'D BE SO MUCH COOLER IF HE LOOKED LIKE HE DID IN CRUEL INTENTIONS. IT'D ALSO BE COOL IF HE LIKE, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND PUNCHED PEOPLE. OH WAIT.

GET LOST

I AM REALLY INTO THIS GUY WHO IS SINGING ALL MY LITTLE WORDS BY MAGNETIC FIELDS IN HIS UNDERWEAR. WHAT'S PARTICULARLY COOL ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'S SHAMELESSLY TAGGED THIS VIDEO WITH THE WORDS 'SEXY' 'BALD' AND '69' WHICH ARE INCIDENTALLY, ALL WORDS INCLUDED IN MY REGULAR EVERYDAY GOOGLE SEARCHES

FAT PEOPLE + ROPE SWING = THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF COMEDY

MARRIED TO THE EIFFEL TOWER

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PHOTO REVIEW - MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION BY ANIMAL COLLECTIVE

GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY CROCS

AND INTO MY UGGS

SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL

THREE WEEKS AGO, A GIRL ON THE BUS ANSWERED HER PHONE WITH THE PHRASE "SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL". I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THIS GIRL CAN'T BE POSSIBLY GET ANY COOLER, UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN I SAW THE SAME GIRL AT THE POST OFFICE ASKING THE GUY IF HE COULD "EXCHANGE THIS TO POUNDS" FOR HER: